You May Now Sniff The Bride's Butt

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Baby Hope is gearing up for the biggest day of her life. She's already picked up her $6,000 custom-made gown from Kleinfeld. She hired celebrity wedding planner, Harriette Rose Katz, to organize her big day and it's all finally coming together. The menu has been decided (she went with sushi). The $5,300 chuppah (she's a nice Jewish girl) has been built. The seven-piece orchestra is booked. Just your typical over-the-top New York wedding. Except for one thing: Baby Hope is a dog! And while it sounds a little sickening to throw such an expensive wedding for a dog, rest assured, it's for charity. Baby Hope's owner, Wendy Diamond, is an animal rights activist who will be charging up to $10,000 a table at this fundraiser for the Humane Society of New York. We just have one question: Will the dogs be entering into a marriage or a civil union? Can't wait to hear what the conservative pundits will say about this one....